Princess Of China by Coldplay Official Lyrics (For Haters)

Coldplay's collaboration with Rihanna that I blogged about earlier here was leaked online today and I couldn't resist listening. Like a hundred times. The melody has been in my head all day. I love it. Absolutely love it.

But I guess not all Coldplay fans love it. Some really dislike it.

That's okay.

I wrote these lyrics for them. (Be glad I didn't sing them myself and post them on Youtube!)

Check out the song and then read along!

"Princess Of China" (Thrashed) Lyrics

Once upon a time four Brits came
Started a rock group with a funky name
“Oh hello. Come to our show.”

Once upon a time you fell in love
You’re holding in your hands
And just can’t get enough
A single oh
It’s called “Yellow”

Once upon a time the “Clocks” burned bright
The crowds swelled and felt so right
On and on and on and on and on

Once upon a time all “In My Place”
You had to just go shove it in my face
Some “X & Y”
Please tell me why oh why?
I need some of that old Coldplay

I could’ve been a groupie, you’d be my band
Could have had big hits I’d understand
But no oh oh
You got Brian Eno

I could’ve been a groupie, you’d be my band
Could have had safe songs, that’s the plan
But no oh oh
None sound like “Yellow”

Where’s my “Sparks”?
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You break my heart
La la lal la la la la

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
It’s not “Yellow”
Oh oh oh oh oh your new single
Is not “Yellow”

And it really hurts me
And it really hurts me
Can’t you really see?
I just want some “High Speed”
Didn’t you once say?
That “We Never Change”?
This really hurts me
Coldplay can’t you see?

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