So winter is really upon us. And once again (just like last year), I'm beginning to feel a little stir crazy. Being a full-time writer in the Chicagoland area will do that to you. A trip to the local Wal-Mart is even exciting. So it got me thinking . . . maybe I can get a side job as one of those greeters. 'Cause you know--all work and no play makes Jack a---you know the rest . . .