#1. If there's such a crisis with our economy, why do we have a Food Network?
#2. Since the "terrible two's" actually start before two, what do I have to look forward to AFTER the actual birthday?
#3. How do you sell 1,300 copies of a book sitting on a pallet in your garage?
#4. Is it strange to make up song lyrics to pretty make every song you listen to in the car when you're by yourself?
#5. Do some dogs not realize their dogs? And if so, is there a counselor for this?
#6. How many booksignings will it take before I say "Stop the madness!"
#7. Is it wrong to add an ex-girlfriend as a "friend" in Facebook?
#8. Does Boston Market really serve chicken?
#9. Is it seriously uncool that I have 8 Genesis albums in my cd collection?
#10. Do you fruit your beer?